Punk Rock List: 10 Reasons Why The UK Is How It Is Today

1. We have stopped making anything
2. We let Kelvin Mackenzie breathe
3. We have sold our famous brand names
4. Politicians keep looking to the U.S for answers
5. We`ve made our society into a dog eat dog capitalistic free for all - then seem surprised when our kids                    knife each other for trainers

6. We have lived off the appreciation of property
7. We work too long, and don`t get enough sex.
8. We`ve let estate agents fool us into buying into freakingly small flats as luxury apartments because; - y`know, it has laminate flooring, and you can see the bus station out your window when you shit.

9. It`s all about London. Apparently.
10. We should blame the people at the top, but they convince us to blame the people at the bottom.

STILL, I WOULD`NT WANT TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE.
Pity politicians trade on that.